- poop, pee, throw up, and snot have gotten on your clothes and hands without bothering you
- a visit to your bathroom is "me time"
- you remember things by your kids' milestones.
- you sometimes secretly laugh at young single people who don't have kids when say they never have enough time or energy
- you tear up because your child said "I love you" whether they know what it means or not
- you look forward to naptime so you can get stuff done
- you look at stretch marks as battle scars
- eight o'clock PM sounds like a great time to go to bed
- holidays seem to sneak up on you
- it takes you twice as long to do everything
- children's helmets, harnesses, and straitjackets don't seem like bad ideas
- the one thing you want at the end of the day is peace and quiet
And last but not least, you know you're a mom when...
- no other experience can or ever will compare to the birth of your child(ren).
