Why do they call it a "pu pu" platter?
Why do they only make dessert smelling candles? Someone should make candles that smell like burgers or chinese food- they sure could make a lot of money.
Has anyone ever noticed that watermelon tastes like a super sweet cuccumber? It could be just me.
Why do they call cilantro seeds "coriander"?
I want sushi.
Dr. Pepper... did he invent it?
Who else is afraid of ordering off a foreign menu?
Life is not like a box of chocolates... those boxes usually have a diagram of where the said chocolate flavor is at.
A hot dog does NOT look like a dog. A dog usually has four legs, ears, and a tail. They should call it a meat stick.
Why do they call it a doughnut? Sure it's made of dough, but where are the nuts?
I'm glad they differantiate between real food and "baby" food. I would NEVER know the difference. :-p (sarcasm)
They're are so many cakes... cupcakes, shortcakes, angel food cake, sheet cakes, and bunt cakes. But where are the bowl cakes, tall cakes, demon cakes, ream cakes, and strike cakes? Think about it.
Sugar, and spice, and all that's nice, that's what little girls are made of. But don't eat mine.
Finally...
I feel for split peas and black-eyed peas... they have the worst luck of all legumes.
